How *NOT* to name your brand or product… 
unless you’re cool with being the butt of all my jokes.

Priceless

tired of yelling “no more alliteration” at chatGPT?

Learn how to come up with names that won't end up as “what not to do” examples in 
version 2 of this guide! :)

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A is for… (REDACTED)

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E is for… (REDACTED)

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I is for… (REDACTED)

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By now you should have caught on that I won't be spilling secrets until you spill your email

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I don't make the rules

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I simply follow them. This one anyway. 
Because marketing.

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This guide really is juicy though!